What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do some young mothers trick a guy into believing that they're pregnant and it's their child when years later they find out that it's not even theirs should he still pay child support or not?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

How does Kamala Harris plan to tackle the housing crisis?

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

If you were to write a book about being a K-pop fan, what would the last sentence be?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

What should you do if a police officer comes to your house and asks for someone who doesn't live there anymore?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

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You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.